I GIVE UP, I’M NOT GOING TO RECTIFY OUR SITUATION
RE DO MI FA LA MEOW MEOW MEOW
WE AREN’T LIKE THAT
Sorry you feel that way.
This blog is supposed to satirize the string section a bit and capitalize on how silly we are. Lots of string players are egotistical and snobby, but the better string players aren’t.
Honestly, thanks for your opinion. I agree with you, in all actuality. However, it’s also a lot of fun to make fun of the people who think that the strings are the most important ever.
UM, WHERE’S YOUR BOW
WAIT I THOUGHT WE’RE THE STARS OF THE SHOW
Thanks, fellow stringer!
AND YOU’RE LIKE UM, WHERE’S THE MELODY I CAN’T
IT’S LIKE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
UM, EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT WE PLAY?
STRINGER FOR LIFE
LOOK AT YOUR INSTRUMENT. JUST LOOK AT IT. NOW LOOK AT MINE. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?
BUT NOBODY NOTICES
AND THEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO MUSICAL FLATULENCE FOR AT LEAST TEN MINUTES
WAIT, I DIDN’T THINK THOSE EXISTED
I HAVE LIKE A BAZILLION COPIES OF THIS PIECE BUT IT’S SO OKAY
AND THEN YOU FIND OUT THAT IT’S SOME CHILD PRODIGY
AND THEN WE YELL BACK AT HIM
VETERAN TALKING ABOUT LACK OF COMMUNICATION
NEWBIE TO CHAMBER MUSIC
FIRST CHAIR TUBA, PROBABLY